Spider Queen? Frogged. All 44,909 stitched. Who needs lifelines, right? Yes, 44,909 stitches. I’m trying not to puke and hit myself violently about the head and shoulders.

Frost Flowers and Leaves? Can’t even get that bitch out of the starting gate. What the hell is wrong with me?

Socks? Not interesting right now. No clue why. Just not on my plate.